May 7, 2011
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Give certain people a little bit of power, and they're apt to exercise it unjustly. Ironically, that tends to be especially true in situations where the stakes aren't particularly high -- like a neighborhood homeowners' association.
Regardless of the difficulty, you must be the one to find a sitter. Then your wife will be worry-free, with nothing to do but get ready for the big date.
My wife and I are past our child-bearing days (fingers crossed), but that doesn't stop me with sharing my expertise with you.
I trust you're looking forward to all the stupid things I'm sure to say in 2013.
Here are four strategies guaranteed to restore the Christmas spirit.
The ultimate solution to the holiday travel dilemma is to let family members come to you -- especially those who don't have small children at home.
Today I perform the interesting trick of interviewing myself to produce a shameless book plug. For my "Family Man" book, that is.
To all Georgia fans -- Mark Richt is as good a coach as you're going to get -- and a far a better person than you deserve.
If there's one point on which liberal teachers' union activists and conservative school administrators agree, it's that the proposed charter school amendment would be bad for Georgia.. Thoughtful voters should find that troubling.. After all, it's often said that a person can be judged by his or her enemies. Might
According to Lawrenceville-based film-maker Jessica Mockett, whose documentary-in-progress -- "Shamed" -- chronicles the impact of pornography on people's lives, age 4 is about the right time to start the conversation with your children.
When it comes to the economy, if we all want more pie, the answer is not to shift pieces around but to create a bigger pie.
Follow these few simple rules and you will have the kind of bathroom visit all men aspire to: satisfying yet uneventful.
One excellent strategy for maintaining discipline in your home is to make completely arbitrary, totally ridiculous rules. You remember these -- your parents used to make them all the time. And it worked for them, didn't it? That's because nothing says "control" like power exercised for its own sake.
In the spirit of Ambrose Bierce, allow me to offer a few timely definitions to help you digest the political conventions.
The first lesson of the new school year is delivered even before classes convene, when Mom and Dad download little Johnny and Susie's supply lists. Call it Socialism 101. If the course had a textbook, it would be Hillary Clinton's "It Takes a Village.". Consider the list for one
No real family man has control over his own destiny. But it is vital that he and his wife appear to be in control.
My vote for favorite beach may be different than yours.
Somehow we've got to get the word out to our young women: stay in school and don't get pregnant, unless you want to doom yourself to a life of poverty.
Trying to figure out what all of the odd actions mean.
The Gwinnett area offers many options for access institutions.
When it comes to movies, you've got to decide which blockbuster is big enough to shell out the big bucks.
Except for a two-year hiatus, I have had at least one child in middle school since 1998.
Ever since my daughter went off to college seven years ago, I've felt an incredible sense of loss.
Including SUVs, cheap gas and babies.
I used to yell at referees, now, in my second career, I can help you draft a strong letter of protest to them.
You're never going to please everyone with your new baby's name, so why ruin the kid's life trying.
Webster's Dictionary defines "curmudgeon" as--excuse me just a minute. HEY, HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY? No? Darn. I must have left it in 1998.
When it comes to gratuities, just because my order is small doesn't mean my tip will be.
When it comes to keeping kids in college, having them on a real campus is better than connecting them by the web.
My son's question put me in an awkward positon of explaining what is so bad about pornography. Quite a bit, I told him, durng an uncomfortable but necessary discussion.
When it comes to finding the man of your dreams, ladies, it's best to leave a little to the imagination.
The leftist indoctrination of our youth continues unchecked.
Ideas on how to make a French connection.
Who doesn't believe in fairness? President Obama certainly does. He used the word "fair" eight times in Tuesday's State of the Union address, or exactly eight times more than he used the word "freedom" and almost one-sixth as often as he used the word "I."
Nose hair is one. Constantly searching for a restroom is another.
My take on real-life questions.
Team has made marked improvement but needs to take the next step toward being great.
For one, don't make eye contact with kiosk attendants.
They can work well, but are mostly for more mature, motivated students.
Got manners? Probably not when it comes to talking on your cellphone.
Trip to New York City brings new view of Yankees.
Some parents hover a little too closely over their children.
A lot of people have become disillusioned with our public schools, and, to be honest, it's hard to blame them. These days, hardly any of the news about K-12 education seems to be good news.
From all the angry rhetoric lately about illegal immigration, I gather a lot of Americans are afraid of losing our country to the invading hordes.
Want to go to college but don't think you can afford it? Think again, suggest several local experts.
"Please take your bags and your receipt, and thank you for shopping at (major chain supermarket). Now move your rear. You're holding up the line."